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Thursday, April 15, 2010

I had just finished 4 sliders from the notorious White Caster fast-food chain, when I retreated to the living room to recuperate. However, I was soon informed that there were a few Sliders stranded in one of the grease-soaked paper bags. And so I promptly put the suffocating burgers out of their misery by thrusting them into the cavern of my food muncher. When eating, it is easy, for me at least, to overlook the consequences of the items which you put in your mouth. However, it was not long before I realized the consequences of my eating 7 sliders and fries; the undulation of my intestines informed me quite clearly that the burgers went in a lot easier than they would be going out. This was nearly a week ago and I am still feeling the effects of the fateful feast. And you know what the sad thing is? It's that I would do it all over again in a drop of a hat. If you have had similar encounters, feel free to make a comment. If you are too shy to divulge such information, just think of something clever to say. If you are disgusted with me, I apologize; but still don't be afraid to comment. Until next time---- Jimmy

2 comments:

  1. I once felt the wrath of the sliders when my step-father decided to bring home what is commonly referred to as a "crave case." This case of a slow, greasy death contains approximately 30 sliders with a side of heart attack. Although each sandwich was quite tasty, I knew that I would regret it. I think you know the story from there...

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  2. HaHa, yes, I know quite well. I forgot to mention the infamous "Crave Case". I never knew it was possible to fit that much death in one cardboard box.

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